Pull Up Your Pants You Idiot

So you think you are a non-conformist? Independent? A rebel? You don't abide by anybody's social constraints right? Above all, you are cool. And after all, all your friends do it. But therein lies the problem you see. I hate to break it to you, but ultimately you are not a non-conformist at all. In your effort to be such you are really just a follower doing exacly what everybody else in pop/mass culture does today. You are a conformist to the highest degree. This actually makes you shallow, as in someone who is short on his own ideas. I know it has got to hurt, for I have revealed to you the real you...an imposter and above all just another soul searching follower trying to find his poem.